{"id":619,"date":"2010-07-06T08:35:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T07:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nanavati.eu\/weblog\/?p=619"},"modified":"2010-07-06T08:35:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T07:35:14","slug":"one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/06\/one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"One Liners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I have a penchant for comedians with one liners that make one laugh. From the strange to the bizarre. Even old Bob Hope can make me smile sometimes. I recall Steven Wright saying he had just put a skylight in his new apartment and that the people upstairs were furious. There is something about making people laugh with the briefest of lines that takes immense skill. A sly eye on the world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Great Marx Brothers who brought their radio show to the big screen with Graucho&#8217;s &#8216;Every agreement has a Sanity Clause&#8217; to which Chico replies something like, &#8216;oh we don&#8217;t need that I know there is no Sanata Claus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The more modern Mitch Hedberg, &#8220;I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to do them as well.&#8221; And the incomparable Robin Williams when asking how as one man he gets to be on a major stage in New York responds to his own question &#8216;Money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yes audiences want to be amused and no it doesn&#8217;t change the world a bit the way some of the comedians wish it would. But it does give people something else to remember besides the News. Something to share with others.<\/p>\n<p>A rabbi in Minsk was on his knees in his garden when his pupil arrived. His Pupil asked him what he was doing.<br \/>\n&#8220;I am looking for my glasses,&#8221;he tells him.<br \/>\nWithin an hour all his pupils are looking in the garden and after a while one asks<br \/>\n&#8220;Rebbe do you know roughly where you dropped them?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I dropped them in my study,&#8221; he tells them.<br \/>\n&#8220;Rebbe, &#8220;says one astonished, &#8220;If you dropped them in your study why are you searching in your garden?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ah,&#8221; shrugs the Rabbi, &#8220;It&#8217;s lighter out here.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a penchant for comedians with one liners that make one laugh. From the strange to the bizarre. Even old Bob Hope can make me smile sometimes. I recall Steven Wright saying he had just put a skylight in his new apartment and that the people upstairs were furious. There is something about making&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[161],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}