{"id":1977,"date":"2011-12-27T17:24:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T17:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nanavati.eu\/weblog\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2011-12-27T17:24:54","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T17:24:54","slug":"a-joke-to-end-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/27\/a-joke-to-end-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"A Joke To End 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

So you think someone is in charge of the universe?<\/p>\n

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…………………………………….<\/p>\n

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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above:<\/p>\n

“Saul, sell your business.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.”<\/p>\n

After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says “Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks<\/p>\n

“Why?”<\/p>\n

“Saul, just take the $3 million to Las Vegas.” He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says,<\/p>\n

“Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand.” He hesitates but knows he must. He\u2019s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing.<\/p>\n

“Saul, take a card.”<\/p>\n

What? The dealer has me beat!”<\/p>\n

“Take a card!” He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.<\/p>\n

“Saul, take another card.”<\/p>\n

“What?”<\/p>\n

“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!” He asks for another card. It\u2019s another ace. He has twenty.<\/p>\n

“Saul, take another card,” the voice commands.<\/p>\n

“I have twenty!” Saul shouts.<\/p>\n

“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!” booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes,<\/p>\n

“Un-fucking-believable!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So you think someone is in charge of the universe?   …………………………………….   Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[391],"class_list":["post-1977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","tag-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daniel.footstepsbooks.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}